patience, grasshoppa

anoldsportx:

mellophile:

What is Jay Gatsby’s favorite superhero? 

The Green Lantern

Who’s his least favorite?

Deadpool

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gloworgasm:

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sintire:

click here to enter into a teenage boys mind

Anonymous asked: can I ask u questions ??

OF COURSE YES PLEASE DO

sorry, my mom said my anaconda can’t

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spaece:

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clestroying:

if someone wants to come cuddle w/ me in bed and listen to my problems and watch lame movies with me and eat pizza u are welcome to

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